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kinky massage toy


My little spiky rubber massage ball has become my new best friend. I've named him Alfie, which is a stupid inside joke I won't bother to explain here.

It totally freaks Olly out. I take the ball to meetings because my neck is so tense, and he sort of eyes me like I'm insane, then laughs uncomfortably. So I love this little guy even more. And he's perfect for getting into those pressure points.

Oh yeah.





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